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Sunday, November 25, 2007

1:45 PM

Don't know what to get your boyfriend for Xmas this year?

Here's some advice: send him 5 GOLDEN RINGS. Make sure they are PURE GOLD. Forget about the turtledoves and partridge in a pear tree (he won't know what are those anw). He'll LOVE you. Don't believe me? Listen to Relient K's guys sing this song till the very end, notice how they went crazy as the 12 days of xmas passed by. On the 12th day they practically went insane just because of the 5 GOLDEN RINGS. Erm, well, that's the power of GOLD in the christmas season.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three French hens, two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four calling birds, three French hens, two turtledoves and partridge in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtledoves and partridge in a pear tree.

What's a partridge and what’s a pear tree? Well I don’t know so please don’t ask me. But I can bet those are terrible gifts to get.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six geese-a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, ooh whee ooh wah (imagine your guy mesmerized by the golden light), four calling birds, three French hens, two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree.

What’s a partridge and what’s a pear tree? Well I don’t know so please don’t ask me, but I can bet those are terrible gifts to get.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten lords a leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, five golden rings, four (***), three French (*), two (**), doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven pipers piping, ten lords a leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, five golden rings (screamed like hell O.o), four calling birds, three French hens, two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree.

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